... I don't have an iPod. No, I have mp3s on my Desire.
... I don't have my music at my fingertips. Yes I do.
... I don't have my playlists. Yes I do.
... I don't have iTunes. Good, it sucks.
... I don't have access to the AppStore. What, like Android's?
... I don't have access to the largest amount of apps. Most of them are crap anyway, there's no app on the iPhone I'd want that hasn't been made on Android.
If I don't have an iPhone, I don't... well, have an iPhone.
Thank fuck for that. I'd rather have a phone that can actually be used as a PHONE and won't break the bank!